- So yesterday I was walking through some grass. Barefoot. So what?
- Well, I happened to step on a horribly angry bee.
- Actually he/she (I named it Taylor just in case cuz that can be a girl or boy name.) wasn't really angry until I stepped on he/she.
- When I stepped on poor, unfortunate Taylor he/she was in horrific agony and so, immaturely, decided to put me in agony, also.
- Taylor stung my foot.
- And then I yanked Taylor off of my foot. (He/she was dangling by the stinger.)
- I also shrieked and hopped around on one foot while various children looked at me strangely.
It was a lovely experience.
hahahha... sucker:)
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